Posted 2 months ago

jitterbugjive:

this is how I get woken up lately

jestre literally sits by the bed and makes krii noises like an alarm clock until I wake up and tap his head

Posted 2 months ago

Jitters Hates Bears

  1. Jitters: I'm weird and don;t like bears
  2. Jitters: I hate teddy bears
  3. Jitters: and I dont get why people think bears are cute
  4. Felipe: why?
  5. Jitters: I dunno
  6. Jitters: I just find bears to be really ugly :U
  7. Crafty: I am entirely wide awake. Bear cubs can be adorable.
  8. Jitters: ohai
  9. Crafty: Little fuzzballs.
  10. Felipe: specially pandas
  11. Jitters: but then
  12. Jitters: baby bears are assholes
  13. Jitters: cuz they always come in and play with people n shit in the movies
  14. Jitters: and fuck them over with mama bear
  15. Jitters: because they're whiny little asshats
  16. Jitters: fuck bears >:U
  17. Felipe: XD
  18. Crafty: weeeehhhh
  19. Felipe: I think we run out of sequels to cover
  20. Jitters: also pandas are evolutionary dishits
  21. Jitters: they are biologically built to eat meat but they don't fucking eat meat
  22. Crafty: pandas suck at survival
  23. Jitters: and then when they have babies they can only care for one because their lack of nutrition doesn't give them enough milk for 2 babies
  24. Jitters: fucking idiots.
  25. Felipe: that's why you don't say no to panda
  26. Jitters: I'm amused at my own ranting about bears
  27. Jitters: but no seriously bears are always assholes in all the movies
  28. Jitters: always
  29. Jitters: homeward bound, the incredible journey (same movie but older), fox and the hound
  30. Jitters: whenever a baby bear shows up in a movie everyone goes
  31. Jitters: oooh shit where's the mom
  32. Jitters: ooooh shit you fucked up now
  33. Crafty: wwweeeeeeeeeehhh
  34. Jitters: meanwhile I can make accurate baby bear noises for some reason
  35. Crafty: ...
  36. Crafty: I wanna hear that
  37. Jitters: possibly to protect myself from mama bears
  38. Jitters: brb
  39. Jitters: recording
  40. Crafty: eeeeheehehehehehehe
  41. Jitters: http://picosong.com/CX98/
  42. Jitters: yeah I can fucking sound like a baby bear wanna fight about it
  43. Crafty: oh my god
  44. Crafty: wwweeeehhhhhh
  45. Jitters: GROOOOOO
  46. Jitters: GROOUH
  47. Jitters: ....
  48. Jitters: I'm trying to remember when I even learned to make baby bear noises
  49. Jitters: wtf
  50. Felipe: like
  51. Crafty: baby beaaaarrrr
  52. Felipe: you hate bears
  53. Felipe: why learn it?
  54. Jitters: I swear it was to defend myself in case of bear emergency
  55. Jitters: my dad used to always scare me and tell me bears were gonna get me
  56. Jitters: whenever we were near any forested areas
  57. Jitters: and he lived in a forested area
  58. Jitters: and one time I had to poop really bad and he pulled by the woods and was like GO BUT DONT LET THE BEARS EAT YOU THEY CAN SMELL IT
  59. Jitters: and then i coudln't poop
  60. Crafty: That's kinda really fucked up
  61. Jitters: fffuuuucking bears DX
  62. Jitters: AND WHAT ABOUT THE GRIZZLY DUDE
  63. Jitters: WHO WAS LIKE
  64. Felipe: with that, how are you to love bears...
  65. Jitters: "IMA PROVE BEARS ARE MISUNDERSTOOD"
  66. Jitters: and then it fucking ate him
  67. Jitters: the fucking bear ate him and his girlfriend
  68. Jitters: hhhh bears
Posted 4 months ago

Never pick your nose after mincing garlic

Just don’t do it.

Posted 7 months ago
  1. Jitters: scanners detect a jessybutt
  2. Jestre: Oh no! D:
  3. Jestre: *flaily flail*
  4. Jitters: TARGET ACQUIRED
  5. Jitters: CHARGING AFFECTION BEAM
  6. Jestre: OAO
  7. Jestre: *panics in circles*
  8. Jitters: COMMENCE PHYSICAL CONTACT
  9. HUG AND KISS ACTIVATED
  10. XOXOXOXOXO KISSKISS HUG
  11. Jestre: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DX
Posted 9 months ago

No game is safe from me getting super gamer rage

..Except Kirby’s Epic Yarn

Posted 9 months ago

Jitters explains horse legs

  1. Jitters: just think of horses as people with really really fat thighes and loooooooong skinny feet
  2. Jitters: walking on tiptoes
  3. Jitters: ......
  4. Jitters: okay maybe not
Posted 9 months ago

jitterbugjive:

Zidane thinks he is king of this palace

Posted 10 months ago

Adventures of Moon Moon

Fart noises.

If you flail your arms and make a fart sound, sometimes Zidane will scooby doo scramble in one place before bolting off.

Then he tends to come back all arched up and bouncing like he’s tough while meowing loudly.

Phht.

Posted 11 months ago

totally not an awkward moment to appear in a chat

  1. Joey Waggoner: Hi guys what's going on?
  2. Jitters: I'd be a big baby too if I had to rely on things to die before I could eat it
  3. Jitters: ..oh hi joey.
Posted 11 months ago

never give Jitters pink hair extensions.