Posted 1 month ago

Never pick your nose after mincing garlic

Just don’t do it.

Posted 4 months ago
  1. Jitters: scanners detect a jessybutt
  2. Jestre: Oh no! D:
  3. Jestre: *flaily flail*
  4. Jitters: TARGET ACQUIRED
  5. Jitters: CHARGING AFFECTION BEAM
  6. Jestre: OAO
  7. Jestre: *panics in circles*
  8. Jitters: COMMENCE PHYSICAL CONTACT
  9. HUG AND KISS ACTIVATED
  10. XOXOXOXOXO KISSKISS HUG
  11. Jestre: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DX
Posted 5 months ago

No game is safe from me getting super gamer rage

..Except Kirby’s Epic Yarn

Posted 5 months ago

Jitters explains horse legs

  1. Jitters: just think of horses as people with really really fat thighes and loooooooong skinny feet
  2. Jitters: walking on tiptoes
  3. Jitters: ......
  4. Jitters: okay maybe not
Posted 5 months ago

jitterbugjive:

Zidane thinks he is king of this palace

Posted 6 months ago

Adventures of Moon Moon

Fart noises.

If you flail your arms and make a fart sound, sometimes Zidane will scooby doo scramble in one place before bolting off.

Then he tends to come back all arched up and bouncing like he’s tough while meowing loudly.

Phht.

Posted 8 months ago

totally not an awkward moment to appear in a chat

  1. Joey Waggoner: Hi guys what's going on?
  2. Jitters: I'd be a big baby too if I had to rely on things to die before I could eat it
  3. Jitters: ..oh hi joey.
Posted 8 months ago

never give Jitters pink hair extensions.

Posted 8 months ago

jitterbugjive:

Moon Moon Dissy demands butt naps >:I

(sorry I butchered the colours ;A; )

daaaww moon mooooon <3

Might as well put this here, because it’s something Sam really does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDymdUeZ6P0

He gets offended when you don’t rest on his butt.

Posted 8 months ago

this is how I Animal Crossing

Cicadas

Cicadas everywhere in my house